A Drabble a Day Discussions of life: Unsuccessful Experiment

First posted on Section 7-- A Little Drabble Do Ya---
Napoleon entered the office to see Illya unwrapping a tootsie pop and empty sticks around him. After a few minutes, he curiosity got the best of him

“Not one to interfere, but what are you doing?”

“Researching this tootsie pop.”

“Why?”

“I want to know.”

“Okay I give. Know what?”

“The ad asks how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?”

“And you’ve discovered?”

“I may never know. I continuously bite it before getting there.”

Picking up files, Napoleon walked out the door hearing,

“Odin, dva , tri, chetyre, pyat'.”

Crunch!   “Proklyatie ”