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“Tell me again why I’m doing the wash?” Napoleon asked. Their few clothes needed to be washed.
“You lost the bet.”
“You stacked the deck, knowing you’d win.
“Then why did you bet with me?”
Napoleon complained. “You convinced me to go into the bar knowing what I’d do.”
“You have no self-control.”
“And you took advantage of that fact.”
“The clothes do need to be washed.”
“Forget the lecture just give me your clothes.” As he left, the woman from the bar stepped in-front of him with a full wash basket, “This might be fun after all.”
A-Z meme borrowed from Kander07
May. 27th, 2013 09:52 pmA-Age: 63 and 2 years 2 months till retirement
B-Bed size: King size water
C-Chore you hate: mopping the kitchen floor.
D-Dog's name: buttercup
E-Essential to start your day: a pepsi
F-Favorite color: black
G-Gold or silver: gold
H-Height: 5'2 1/2"
I-Instrument you play: Nothing, no talent
J-Job title: Nursing House supervisor for hospital, and also Nursing instructor for Alverno
K-Kisses or hugs: Hugs
L-Home: Wisconsin
M-Mood: satified
N-Nicknames: patty cakes
O-Surgeries you've had: too long to list and too long ago to remember them all.
P-Pet peeves: Someone who lies or stabs you in the back
Q-Quote from a movie: “No shit sherlock from Little house of horrors musical
R-Right or left handed: both
S-Siblings: 4 brothers and a sister
T-Time you wake up: on weekday about 5am, on weekends about 3pm (I work nights)
U-Underwear: Yes
V-Vegetable you dislike: beets
X-X-rays you've had: Name it probably
Y-Yummy food you make: spoon tacos
Z-Zoo favorite: The large cats==we have a open zoo so they are free to roam.
