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Repost from last year:

‘What is this box on my desk?” Illya asked.

“St. Nick left you chocolates. He brings gifts to all good agents on December 5th night.”

“Americans. You find any reason to give gifts.”candy

“We enjoy occasions that allow us to make our friends happy.”

“But there seems so many of occasions.”

“If you don’t want the chocolates, I’m more than willing to take them back.”

“I will not insult you by refusing your gift.” He said placing the box in the drawer after popping a piece in his mouth.

“I thought you’d see it that way,” Napoleon said smiling.


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Title:  The pants once again  (first posted in MFU100)
Author:  jkkitty
Genre: general
Prompt: 
87. pants

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Your Colors Say You Are Quirky

When you are at peace, you are:

Energized and innovative

When you are moved to act, you are:

Unorthodox and idealistic

When you are inspired, you are:

Creative and productive

When your life is perfectly balanced, you are:

Light hearted and funny

Your life's purpose is:

To reach enlightenment



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110659_original“You call that supper? There is not enough of that fish for a cat much less the two of us.” Illya called out waking Napoleon who had fallen asleep on the dock a fishing pole in hand.

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Dr. Drew, a hotshot who just joined UNCLE, looked down his noise at Illya and Napoleon injures.

“We should buy a full body camera so that we wouldn’t have to take all these pictures to catalog Section Two’s bruises.”

Illya caught the look of fury in this partner’s eyes.

As Napoleon got off the table, he was caught by Illya as he began to fall but not before he black_eye_day_2_close‘accidently’ hit the doctor in the eye.

Illya grabbed the camera snapping a picture of the doctor’s blacking eye.

“Sorry but luckily you’ll only need one picture.” Napoleon said walking away.

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birthday4You put all your energy into your work, your teaching, and your story.  May your birthday be a wonderful day.   Pat
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nurseFrom one nurse to another. 
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Napoleon and Illya entered the only room they could find for the night. After escaping Thrush and destroying their headquarters, the room might be cheap but it was out of the way and clean.

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vetThanks for all the vets out there that has given for the rest of us.   And a special thanks to my husband and daughter who serviced in the Navy, my brother Joe and Tom who served in the Army and my brother Bob who served in the Air Force. and finally my dad who served in the Army Air Corp.  Love you all.
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snow 1Mother Nature's surprise.  this is from my pouch at noon.  I like snow but not this early in the year.
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Hearing their door open, Illya quickly closed his desk drawer grabbing a report before him.

Although he was quick, Napoleon saw. Knowing he would get no place asking the Russian what he was hiding, he hid his curiosity.

Napoleon crossed the room and sat on the edge of Illya’s desk right over the drawer.

“Yes?” Illya eyed his partner.

“Interesting report?”

“Yes.”

Napoleon suddenly pulled open the drawer finding bags of Halloween candy.hc

Sighing, “Oh, Illya?”

“It was on clearance. Would you like a piece of Candy?” he offered.

Smiling Napoleon accepted knowing his partner’s past would always direct his actions.

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Some of your friends are willing to share their cake and wish you a Happy Birthday.  Many more to come.imagesCAKHSTQ8

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A bet meant to show that men are better than women by some of the agents of UNCLE is discovered by Napoleon.  First posted for  PicFic Tuesday Challenge on Section VII 11/5

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Title: Huldra’s Dolmen
Author: jkkitty
Genre/Rating General

Gift for: Spikesgirl

Thanks to yelizaveta52 for her beta work.

Napoleon and Illya investage agents deaths and find problems of their own.

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Title:  Trick or Treat
Author:  jkkitty
Genre: general
Word count: 367
Prompt: 
89 Candy

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A argument,, a spider, and children. Napoleon is in for a big surprise. Written for the Spook Me Challenge 2013yelizaveta52Thanks to yelizaveta52 for her betta work. Read more... )
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“Are you ready to go, tovarisch?” Napoleon asked looking over Illya in costume.

“You are not dressing before we go?”

“Well, I thought I’d wait until we arrived.”

“By the way, Napoleon, what is your costume?”

He started out the door but Illya stepped in his way.

caveman-costume“You had me change. I think it is only fair you dress now.”

Napoleon knew that he would be no use arguing with his partner, so pulled out his costume.

“Jo idea?” Illya asked.

“She wanted us to match. Can we go?” Exasperation coloring his voice.

Illya led the way roaring in laughter.       

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“Napoleon, what are you doing?”.

“Craving Jack-o-Lanterns”

“If you cut pumpkins up like that, the meat will be no good.”illya

“They’re decorations for April’s party tonight not for eating.”

“Another American custom and reason to party.”

Napoleon shook his head, “You’ll see how it fits into the theme. By the way, April drop off your costume.”

“You didn’t mention a costume before. What! It is a gladiator costume I am not wearing a skirt and collar only.”

“Perhaps you would like to tell April?”

Illya shivered, “Give me the outfit, I rather not face her wrath.”

Napoleon smile, “Thought so.”

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100616_originalOriginally posted In Section 7 PicFic Tuesday Challenge 10/22

Alexander Waverly sat in the barber’s chair ready to enjoy his shave while Mison and Beharie, his security, sat across from him after checking out the building and locking the doors.

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Prompt #33 Record

Title:  Envy brings Jealousy
Author:  Jkkitty
Rating:  G
Prompt: #33 Record
Word count 1277

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