Illya stomped ahead of his partner on the dirt highway grumbling in Russian a warning to his ill 30partner to keep quiet. He was muddy from head to toe while Napoleon walked behind him without a lick of dirt on him.

“Come on Illya; it wasn’t my fault. I thought he had a gun.”

The grumbling stopped as Illya turned glaring at his partner. “So you just thought you would push me?”

“I was trying to save your life.”

“Next time do not save me.”

Heading down the road again, Illya heard, “Honesty, I didn’t know the mud puddle was there.”

Date: 2013-07-03 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] svetlanacat4.livejournal.com
Honestly? ... Napoleon will never tell about the Illya girls who coaxed him in order to have a wet!muddy!Illya...

Date: 2013-07-03 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spikesgirl58.livejournal.com
Snort... Poor Illya. But he does wet so well!

Date: 2013-07-03 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avrovulcan.livejournal.com
Oh, very good! Hmmm, a wet and muddy Illya [sigh, dreaming]

Date: 2013-07-04 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yelizaveta52.livejournal.com
I still say great sex can warm him up just fine. Then we shower and clean off the mud later.

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