Really Napoleon!

[jkkitty]

Illya stomped ahead of his partner on the dirt highway grumbling in Russian a warning to his partner to keep quiet. He was muddy from head to toe while Napoleon walked behind him without a lick of dirt on him.

“Come on Illya; it wasn’t my fault. I thought he had a gun.”

The grumbling stopped as Illya turned glaring at his partner. “So you just thought you would push me?”

“I was trying to save your life.”

“Next time do not save me.”

Heading down the road again, Illya heard, “Honesty, I didn’t know the mud puddle was there.”

Comments

[svetlanacat4.livejournal.com]

Honestly? ... Napoleon will never tell about the Illya girls who coaxed him in order to have a wet!muddy!Illya...

[jkkitty.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't have been you by any chance would it. Thanks for reading and commenting.

[svetlanacat4.livejournal.com]

Meeee? *looks perfectly innocent*

[jkkitty.livejournal.com]

Right! I see that grin hiding under the towel in your hands

[spikesgirl58.livejournal.com]

Snort... Poor Illya. But he does wet so well!

[jkkitty.livejournal.com]

And always him, Well sooner or later Napoleon will get wet(and I will dry him off.)

[avrovulcan.livejournal.com]

Oh, very good! Hmmm, a wet and muddy Illya [sigh, dreaming]

[jkkitty.livejournal.com]

I'll tell him you're ready to help him clean up. Me I wish it was Napoleon--I'd have a nice warm bath for him and even wash his back.

[avrovulcan.livejournal.com]

Bubble bath and warm towels are all ready, send him over, I'll make sure he's clean ..... eventually!

[yelizaveta52.livejournal.com]

I still say great sex can warm him up just fine. Then we shower and clean off the mud later.

[jkkitty.livejournal.com]

Now that's an idea, wonder if Napoleon will fall into a mud puddle ago so I can help him out. Thanks for commenting.